Stuck for a gift?Completely out of ideas?
Then worry ye not, for Santa Blog is proud to present a few ideas to lubricate the grey stuff, and inspire you to a whole new horizon in the world of 'gifts that get 'em talking'...
In at number four...'Wonder Sauna Hot Pants'...this is always a winner, and a sure way to delight the person who has everything...a great way to burn off the Christmas over-indulgence. I find that these work wonders at job interviews too, and I can assure you for some reason they make the otherwise inquisatorial interviewers settle into a calmer mood, and avoid asking you the difficult questions...it's almost as if they don't want you to get the job or sumfink...buy now while stocks last..a must for Grandma...
In at number three....Fundies...
Whilst I cannot vouch for the success of this particular item, they really are a must for anyone's gift list. Sure to be this season's big seller, and if you have no intention of giving a few pairs out to friends and family, why not get a pair and just hang them on the line? A sure-fire way to get the neighbours talking...or just do what I do, and break into the neighbours garden in the wee hours, and leave a pair on their line...an absolute hoot!
Availible from all good pound shops, find it in the pre-set silicon sealant tube aisle....
In at number two...and what a gift!
The perfect choice for just about anyone...how many of us have said on a daily basis 'Oh how I wish I could make something with a my personal stash of unused dog hair?'...I know I have, and I don't own a dog....perhaps I should stop buying it, but that's another story...
Some great knitting patterns are found inside, including the classic dog hair swimwear section, allowing you to craft the must-have outfit to be seen in at the beach...
First 100 lucky buyers also recieve the bonus pamphlet ' Crochet your way up Ben Nevis', a great read for the discerning climbing rambler.
Don't forget, a dog hair book is not just for Christmas, you can buy them another copy for their birthday too!
And finally, everybodies favourite, Bread Gloves...Ok, perhaps a little predictable, but I know you can all forgive me once again making this then Number One gift for Christmas 2010!
Yes, it's the gift that keeps on giving, the gift that you both wear and eat, the ultimate finger food.
Availible in a choice of grain, clasic loaf or split tin, bloomer or sliced, this is the gift that will remain the natures favourite for quite some time.
Avaible from all good restraining order websites, buy now to avoid the rush....
Next week....
Stepladders- A history.
Ohhh can't wait!! Nothing like a good stepladder to get yourself out of a hole!!
ReplyDeleteNot entirely sure I want to be on your Santa list - not convinced about the bread gloves and sauna pants combo - never was a follower of fashion though!!
Looking forward to 'Stepladders - A history' having perused your previously unpublished 'The ABC of numbers'.
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